Banana Republic Launches New FBI Raid Clothing Line *satire*

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Banana Republic Launches New FBI Raid Clothing Line

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New York – The fashionistas at Banana Republic wasted no time in capitalizing off of the country’s steep and swift decline. The clothing line has launched a line of sexy clothes that could make any normal plebeian like yourself look like one of the FBI agents who raided President Trump’s home.

“This is exactly what America needs right now,” said a Banana Republic executive. “The constant reminder that the American government is hanging on by a thread.”

The exciting new collection will be available for purchase online and in stores.