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From:	canadian1971
Author:	Unknown
Added:	February 10, 2005
Modified:	February 10, 2005
Views:	37800
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God on the 8th day:

Everyone knows the story of God creating the world in 6 days, and resting on the 7th....well on the 8th day, God and the angle Gabriel were looking down on the world and God says to Gabriel "I am happy with my creating Gabriel, so happy in fact that today I will create the best land in the world and I will call this land Canada. Oh Gabriel, it will be most beautiful. I will give it tall majestic mountains, and wide open prairies...I will give it not 1, not even 2, but 3 oceans...I will cover this land in rich green forests, deep blue lakes, crystal clear rivers and beautiful wild life for them to enjoy..I will let them experience all 4 seasons and I will populate this land with all different types of people...nothing but the kindest, gentlest most caring people in the world...and they shall be known as Canadians...These Canadians will be known around the world for their friendliness, and compassion for others, and will be well respected by all..they will rise up in the face of tyranny, and help crush evil that threatens the world. They will be intellegent, and use this intellegence for the good of the world...." God keeps going on like this for awhile..and this whole time Gabriel has become quite worried so finally he says.."God, I don't mean to question you, but don't you think that you may be giving these Canadians a little to much?"...God looks upon Gabriel and smiles...then says "Don't worry Gabriel....wait until you see the neighbours I am giving them!"

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Posted By: SgtMills	ha! This joke seems to have a hint of truthing it LOL
Posted By: Anonymous	So true, so true.
Posted By: Anonymous	Okay, first off: Not all that funny, just your standard anti-American witless bash-fest. Secondly, not everyone knows the story of how your "God" created the world in 6 days. You could say "every Christian", but it's your kind of religious fanatic right-wing thinking that's f**king the Americans right up the poop-chute, so let's keep that to a minimum, okay? -Rob
Posted By: Anonymous	very cool... brazil is quite the same...
Posted By: Anonymous	no... we love our neighbours in Brazil
Posted By: fizzy	very nice
Posted By: Anonymous	awesome joke it is true and im so proud to be canadien too...yeah eh? hey ppl add me on msn [email protected]
Posted By: TheUSofA1776	lame
Posted By: Anonymous	hahaha so rtue
Posted By: Anonymous	Yea add me on msn [email protected]
Posted By: Anonymous	LMAO funny as HELL my friend!
Posted By: Anonymous	one of the lamest jokes I've ever heard in my life. This is an abuse of the law of God, and God doesn't even care about Crapda since the country allows partial abortion, gay-marriage, etc. And have you ever heard of such thing as God bless Canada or whatever like that? No. oh well, but who cares, Canada can't even control a single province, and the country is totally messed up in everything, so we will just leave it this way, because morons know only moronic jokes.
Posted By: Anonymous	To those bashing this joke. Be honest here, who is more blessed? The guy who can look at this and realize it's a joke, or the guy who is so put out he has to go to pro-Canadian boards and gripe about thier humour?
Posted By: Anonymous	You would think one of God's chosen people would know how to spell ANGEL.
Posted By: Anonymous	hmmm, 8 days ? crazzy canadians... lol lemme ask u a question, does canada really hate the US ? if so, then why ? [email protected] PS: do u guys really say eh ? alot lmao PPS: <----Polish
Posted By: Hyack	this is NO joke
Posted By: kat42	it is just a joke and you came on a canadian site and the states isn't so perfect either and yes i have heard of god bless canada and no one but ppl in the states ay that so get over it. and what are you talking about if we are messed up the states is just as if not more and we can control our provinces. know a little bit more about the country befor you go bashing it other wise your the one sounding like a moron plus there are alot of states getting pro abortion and gay marriage so get over yourself
Posted By: btm11	"one of the lamest jokes I've ever heard in my life." why the hell do u bother saying that?
Posted By: Bacardi4206	It's just a joke, I thought American's atleast had a sense of humour? You know how many times i've heard anti-canadian jokes from americans? Lots, I just laughed at them. Also, Canada is fucked up? ROFL, I thought you would atleast said something more intelligent? Instead you just make up lies to form a pointless insult? Congrats.
Posted By: Anonymous	@Rob: Dude. Please stop reading the jokes. @Bacardi: It is pretty fucked up here though. :P
Posted By: Anonymous	Well Rob... Your country contradicts your own point, you go on about "are kind of religious fanatic right wing thinking" mean while isn't every American student who goes to public schools forced to say ""I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation , indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." In my opinion that is exactly what u described as our kind of religious fanatic right winged thinking? I think so!
Posted By: Anonymous	Under god was supposed to be in that previous comment right before indivisible
Posted By: Anonymous	I wish I could visit Canada.

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